The Official Daria Drinking Game

February 15, 2017 by A

I recently got my mitts on the complete set of Daria episodes with the original music and it occurred to me that somehow I'd never written a drinking game for Daria. And damn have I watched a lot of this show; I literally can't watch the musical episode without singing the entire time. Rattled off this list in about 20 minutes and it will continue to grow as I relive the series. Enjoy!

  • One drink for one of the best theme songs ever!
  • Daria and Jane are eating pizza
  • Quinn acts likes she doesn’t know Daria
    • Drink 3 if she acknowledges Daria as her sister
  • Kevin calls Mac “Mac Daddy”
  • Mystik Spiral is playing
  • Sick, Sad World!
  • “Ya-hoo!” – Ms. Li
  • Upchuck purrs at the "ladiessss"
  • Mr. DeMartino’s eye is bugging out
  • Fashion Club meeting
  • Britney does a cheer
  • Trent makes Daria blush
  • Ms. Barch is man-hating (“Locate Orion the hunter and in the sky. Then write an essay on why you think he needs to carry a weapon to feel like a man.”)
  • Reference to Amanda Lane’s complete lack of parenting skills
  • Helen is exasperated at Jake’s oblivion
  • Zoom in on character during significant monologue
  • Mr. O’Neal is being nauseatingly positive
  • STUdents” – Mr. DeMartino
  • Ms. Barch calls Mr. O’Neal “Skinny”
  • You're watching without the original music and you're dying inside
  • Trent says he’s thinking about changing the name of Mystik Spiral
  • Dream sequence
  • "HellooOoO"
  • Ms. Li mentions completely inappropriate and unnecessary security measures (“Secure-Fence Shock Hundred,” bomb sniffing dogs)
  • Jodie is painfully aware of the lack of diversity in Lawndale
  • Trent’s duck phone is ringing
  • Upchuck has a new money making scheme
  • A character is wildly out of costumeDaria and Quinn talking before driving to music fest
  • Helen bribes a family member to do something
  • Tiffany drags out the end of a worrrrdddd
  •  “Jakey” – Helen
  • Jane is at the easel or otherwise making art